Along the shore line in an overly opulent tower, resides the most despicable wizard the world has ever seen.
Renton Faifee was once a benevolent practitioner of the arcane arts but once his life was spared by the dark puppet master entity known only as Hasarboorg, it didn’t take long for Renton to become one of the evil god’s lieutenants.
Faifee’s latest ploy for world domination would be an arcane mark which would be forced upon the world and anyone who were ensnared by it would fall down into a pit of blissful ignorance ripe for sacrificing. And they would be none the wiser as they would be distracted by pretty colours.
The evil wizard even managed to deploy his dastardly plan but, as it turns out, it was a bit shit. As pretty as it was, the victims of it, needed more substance to keep them distracted long enough for the reaping.
Renton even sacrificed his assistant in order to streamline work on the arcane mark, but it was in vain as it wasn’t enough to keep even his most dedicated acolytes entertained.
Not to be deterred though, this isn’t the last we’ve heard of Renton Faifee. Although I don’t think we’ll be hearing about his sigil anytime soon.
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