For thousands of years, clans of vampires have lived among us. Operating in the shadows, they have thrived as a secret society with only the odd vampire hunter to worry about. That is how these creatures of the night like it. Flying silently under any and all radars, picking off humans at their whim. All whilst we, stupidly, believe we are at the top of the food chain.
But now there is new threat for which these nocturnal predators have never been prepared. A peril to their very way of unlife, made especially dangerous due to it’s inherent unpredictability. And worst of all, this new danger comes from within vampire society itself and it goes by one name: incompetence.
Beginning in 2014, there were sporadic reports of small vampire covens arising that could only be described as moronic. No one knew where one would crop up. They almost always consisted of 3-4 vampires living together in small, low budget housing. Their exploits were worrying for some of the larger, more established clans, as these blood-sucking shenanigans risked drawing much unwanted attention to the vampire way of life. Fortunately, these little pockets of ineptitude were short-lived as, by 2016, they were almost all but forgotten.
All was not safe, however. 2019 saw a major resurgence in idiocy as hundreds of thousands of these little covens began sprouting up all over the world. As if that wasn’t bad enough, they seem to have brought with them a new, previous unheard of, vampire breed: the psychic vampire. Now, we live in a world in which in nearly every city, there are at least one small cluster of vampires who blindly run amok with no consideration for discretion. This new perilous trend has even been given a clan name despite their lack of connection to one another: Waititi
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