We sat down with Alistair Finglepot, the richest man in Doskvol to learn about the secret to his success and the creation of the phenomenon that’s sweeping the city, Stressgo
“What’s the secret to my success? Stressgo, of course. I mean, come on. Have you seen where we live? It’s a wild city, surrounded by magical pylons powered by demon blood. Everyone, everywhere is out to get eachother. Even the police are bent for crying out loud. On these streets you can get shot, stabbed, electrocuted, poisoned, attacked by literal ghosts and do you know what the biggest killer out there is? Stress.
Everything in this place causes stress. Helping out a mate? stress. Remembering a vital part of the plan? stress. Even narrowly avoiding injury causes stress. It’s ridiculous. Yes there are ways for people to. try and manage their stress better but they’re far from healthy. Gambling, fighting, substances, these are all ways to feed a vice and are in no way healthy in the long run.
Our specialised classes offer an alternative path to finding true stress release. Come along and join our highly trained wellness guides in either group or one to one sessions and feel that stress melt away with activities such as ritual screaming, pebble collecting, breathing exercises, encouraged laughing and our very own, patented booping activities al while enjoying a nice hot cup of our own secret formula herbal tea.
Come visit one of our city wide calmness centres where we will measure your stress levels for free with our proprietary stressonometer which will give us an accurate reading as to how stressed you are and which of our premium programs would be better suited to you
We then tried to leave but were reminded of how stressed we were and are now happy to be part of the Stressgo family. You should definitely come and join us. Everyone is very relaxed
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