Not all adventurers get into the business because of personal tragedy or altruism. Some have far more straight forward goals: cold, hard coin.
Whilst some begin their career with the greater good in mind. Our next subject, Joffal Bravalis was hardly a paladin of righteousness to begin with.
Heir to a suspicious fortune, one may be forgiven for questioning why this humanoid embodiment of drizzle got even bothered adventuring.
He somehow managed to bluff his way into an adventuring party by claiming to be an artificer. In reality, he just bought off the hard work of others. Five minutes alone with the bloke and you’d realise he couldn’t invent himself out of bed in the morning. However, he has enough money to stop people asking questions.
Throw in a couple of dragon hoards which his party claimed and were contractually obligated to share and hey presto, you now have someone with more money than the gods and less sense than a loaf of bread.
So what does a moron do when he accumulates more wealth than anyone could reasonable know what to do with? Perhaps he might try break into the political sphere. I’m sure there is a demented evil dictator out there willing get on his knees for the almighty coin. Or, perhaps he could send a bunch of washed up bards into the cosmos for some idiotic reason or other.
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