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Surge of incompetence in vampire community

For thousands of years, clans of vampires have lived among us. Operating in the shadows, they have thrived as a secret society

Not all adventurers get into the business because of personal tragedy or altruism. Some have far more straight forward goals: cold, hard

They say “he who laughs, lasts”. But what about when someone laughs so much they stop laughing… for good. This was the

Imagine the situation. There you are in all your evil glory, trying to thwart the legendary do-gooders from disrupting your masters plans

They say the difficulties of not knowing are always much greater than the effort of learning. But what if the effort of

Along the shore line in an overly opulent tower, resides the most despicable wizard the world has ever seen. Renton Faifee was

They say “music makes the world go round” but what happens when it, you know, doesn’t? Rodrigorio Alabastor had the world the

In this perilous world of dragons soaring through the sky and gods walking amongst us, it’s sometimes easy to forget that at

Travel is gruelling. Long days on the road turn into weeks which turn into months. Just the slow, never ending, monotony of

Rogues. Everybody knows one and everybody has, at some point got sick of their bullshit. However, it has to be said, they